
theladyjanedoe-deactivated20221:
You’ve been visited by the Halloween moose. May god have mercy on your soul.
Jesus, look at the size of that thing. Bloody hell. His pumpkin now.
It took some time for my brain to parse the antlers, and until then, I thought this was a bear.
So the first time I saw this, I thought the moose was really short with a weirdly big head, because it was the height of the mailbox. I’ve now realized it’s kneeling and am once again afraid of just how /big/ moose are.
I like how the pumpkin at the base of the mailbox looks like it’s watching this attack and screaming in horror.
Reblogging again for commentary.
@sielustaja
Happy Halloween Moose
🫎 HAPPY HALLOWEEN MOOSE, Y’ALL!!! 🫎
i watched a movie so i need to reblog a few gifsets of that movie to show that i watched it. you guys understand
Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease
Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero. She:
- was admitted to Julliard at 8.
- was performing in top venues by 16.
- pioneered “swinging the classics” and made the equivalent of a million dollars a year doing it.
- was the first person of color to have their own national TV show.
- went to Hollywood but refused to be cast as a “singing maid.” Demanded and got control over her casting, her wardrobe, and how footage featuring her was cut.
- refused to perform in segregated venues and led charges for integration in several northern cities, notably Spokane.
She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten. But she was a sorcerer, and a hero.
awesome game of bite cardboard. you look like a staple remover
Rapunzel: Why didn’t you tell me about the village? And it’s so close by!
Gothel: I did it for you. To protect you from the evil there.
Rapunzel: But everybody was so kind!BARBIE AS RAPUNZEL (2002) ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ dir. by Owen Hurley.
“this movie doesn’t hold up bcos of dated special effects :(” to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string
So when I was getting dressed today, I very quickly put on a lab coat and some cat ears, not even trying to have something coherent, just wanting to have some kind of costume, and then I used some eyeliner to draw some whiskers on my face, so, yeah, that’s my costume, cat in a lab coat, does it make sense? no. who cares. Still wearing the same skirt and striped knee-high socks from yesterday, but that’s just my work clothes.
But then when I got to my office in the physics department, one of my colleagues was immediately like, “Oh! Schrödinger’s catgirl!”
It both was and was not a coherent costume until someone observed you and collapsed the wavelength.
When were you born? (not what you think! Please read below before voting!)
Very early¹
Early²
On time³
Late⁴
Very late⁵
I’m not sure
Nuance/Results
1 - Actually premature, born at 37 weeks or before
2 - A week or 2 before your estimated due date (38-39 weeks)
3 - within 3 days of your estimated due date (before or after)
4 - more than 3 days after your estimated due date up to 41 weeks
5 - your mother had to be induced because of how late it was, not from any other complications (42 weeks)
Just a curiosity! It’s cool if you have no idea lol I know because my mom complains how late I was 😅😅
sometimes i really feel like i can “outsmart” being autistic and insane via my powers of reason and rationality. like sweetie that’s like thinking the oregano in your pasta sauce can outsmart the basil. IT’S THE SAME FUCKING SAUCE!!!!!!