heteroerotic:

graynard:

hey bro hit this *passes you a caterpillar in a leaf*

*gives it a little kiss and passes it to the next person*

househeritageposts:

plorpl:

Today I offer Tumblr real, undoctored screenshots from the House MD DS game, free of context:

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Special awards go to:

“Would you still love me if I was a worm” core:

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And my personal favorite, for all the omegaverse girlies out there:

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EDIT: adding a link to my other post with more info on the game

house heritage post

plorpl:

More info (and insane screenshots) from the House MD DS game for those who want to know.

Way, way too much info under the break!!

Keep reading

foulserpent:

ambergrief:

it straight up smells like spiders in here

lizardlord77:

lizardlord77:

all posts should be in deviantart journal format

Listening to: linkin park ;D
Reading: yaoi :3333
Watching: naruto rofll
Playing: kingdom hearts!!!!!
Eating: nothing o__O
Drinking: blood XD

anarchobotany:

wait for it

that-one-support:

thickness-protection-program:

Wyd after hittin this

landofgay:

house MD voice: if it’s in his lungs, it’s in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.

theskydoesgreatthingsnow:

transgenderer:

I practice a lifestyle I call “stupid hedonism” where instead of axting to.maximize my pleasure I mostly just do wharver j want and then face the consequences :/

I practice what I call “stupid stoicism” where I just become complacent with how things are going and expect to feel better

eelpatrickharris:

i stroll into the little saltwater store in the city. a border collie comes barreling over and begins nibbling my toes through my open heels. the dude behind the counter introduces himself and asks me if i have any tanks at home or if he needs to set one up for me. i tell him that i have 16 tanks and ask him if he has any personal ones before he can comment on that number. he proceeds to say “yeah, i have a 120 in my office. it has a clam in it.” i cautiously respond “oh, a clam?” and he whips out his phone which already has a livestream up on it. it’s centered on the biggest clam i’ve ever seen, just chillin’ in this tank and taking up half of the available floorspace in a 120 gallon. “that’s my baby,” he says, and points at the unholy bivalve in case i didn’t notice it on my own. there are now two border collies snorfling at my toes while i stare in awe at this dude’s gigantic fucking clam

eelpatrickharris:

i stroll into the little saltwater store in the city. a border collie comes barreling over and begins nibbling my toes through my open heels. the dude behind the counter introduces himself and asks me if i have any tanks at home or if he needs to set one up for me. i tell him that i have 16 tanks and ask him if he has any personal ones before he can comment on that number. he proceeds to say “yeah, i have a 120 in my office. it has a clam in it.” i cautiously respond “oh, a clam?” and he whips out his phone which already has a livestream up on it. it’s centered on the biggest clam i’ve ever seen, just chillin’ in this tank and taking up half of the available floorspace in a 120 gallon. “that’s my baby,” he says, and points at the unholy bivalve in case i didn’t notice it on my own. there are now two border collies snorfling at my toes while i stare in awe at this dude’s gigantic fucking clam

virgomoon:

i wish i could walk around in clothes like this daily

faggotfungus:

Gutted Sweater by CarolineMoorenc

hannahalexanderartwork:

Moths to a flame

jethroq: